 YOU COULD BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT! |
The members of the North American Silly Party have been unable to agree upon a candidate for the 2004 elections. Think you're worthy of being the NASP candidate? Fill out this handy dandy form, submit a picture and short essay on why YOU should be our candidate. Heck, why not?
NASP members had wittled the list down to two candidates: A ball of lint, and a tub of lard. Think you're a better candidate? Think you're smarter? While the first may be true, we doubt the second....
But for the NASP, being dumber than a box of wet hair is an asset!
We want to continue the great American tradition of political leaders who couldn't out-think an invertibrate.
And just think, YOU could have your picture (if sufficiantly silly...) plastered on the front of the NASP home page! Bragging rights if there ever was!!
So, fill out our candidate form, and be sure to include pictures that would otherwise ruin your future political careers. These may just get you elected in the Silly Party!
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05/27/2004
NASP confuses the competition, dazzles voters!!!
North American Silly Party members stun and baffle both Democratic and Republican contenders with... NOTHING!
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